NEW PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26th, 2007 by sysadmin

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word “God” is mentioned….

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it.

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

NEW PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!

Posted in politics on February 25th, 2007 by sysadmin

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word “God” is mentioned….

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it.

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

Just A Little Joke…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 14th, 2007 by sysadmin

I recieved this in an e-mail this morning and I thought it was a good way to start a day… What do you think?

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.” “No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” “Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the senator.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. “Now it’s time to visit heaven.”

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. “I don’t understand,” stammers the senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning…… Today you voted.”

Just A Little Joke…

Posted in politics on February 13th, 2007 by sysadmin

I recieved this in an e-mail this morning and I thought it was a good way to start a day… What do you think?

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.” “No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” “Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the senator.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. “Now it’s time to visit heaven.”

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. “I don’t understand,” stammers the senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning…… Today you voted.”

The Religon of the “Left”

Posted in Uncategorized on February 3rd, 2007 by sysadmin

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I’ll admit that for a long time I’ve “felt” (this is good news for liberals) this and knew this: that the Liberal Left has Global Warming as a religion OR at least a major part of it. Another part of this Religion is that their God is the Earth. Anyway, someone today put in to words much better than I is J. R. Dunn and his article is click here.

Now, when I go to take pictures and I use my ATV to get around. I’m criticized for doing that. If those that criticized me for the ATV they knew that I used a 3/4 ton truck to pull my travel trailer to get to the area to take pictures, I’m sure that they would like to see me jailed. I pull once to an area for months vs. they drive their cars to work everyday?

Anyway, those that are liberal, use “Global Warming”, “Over Population”, “Acid Rain” etc. to motivate people to do the “Right Thing”. People that have God as their religion, do the “Right Thing” as the center of their living not as a situation by situation “Right Thing”…

For those that need to be hit in the face in writing to understand something here it is: Those that are considered to be “Extreme Right Wing Conservatives” will have fewer issues in their lives and those that do have issues in their lives will be able to handle it easier. Those that don’t follow those “Commandments” will have more issues, diseases, issues with drugs, police etc. as a group. AND THIS CAN BE PROVED THROUGH SCIENCE AND THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD!

Those that are Liberal don’t believe in the scientific method they just believe in GUILT. GUILT itself causes its own problems.

ENOUGH!

The Religon of the “Left”

Posted in politics on February 2nd, 2007 by sysadmin

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I’ll admit that for a long time I’ve “felt” (this is good news for liberals) this and knew this: that the Liberal Left has Global Warming as a religion OR at least a major part of it. Another part of this Religion is that their God is the Earth. Anyway, someone today put in to words much better than I is J. R. Dunn and his article is click here.

Now, when I go to take pictures and I use my ATV to get around. I’m criticized for doing that. If those that criticized me for the ATV they knew that I used a 3/4 ton truck to pull my travel trailer to get to the area to take pictures, I’m sure that they would like to see me jailed. I pull once to an area for months vs. they drive their cars to work everyday?

Anyway, those that are liberal, use “Global Warming”, “Over Population”, “Acid Rain” etc. to motivate people to do the “Right Thing”. People that have God as their religion, do the “Right Thing” as the center of their living not as a situation by situation “Right Thing”…

For those that need to be hit in the face in writing to understand something here it is: Those that are considered to be “Extreme Right Wing Conservatives” will have fewer issues in their lives and those that do have issues in their lives will be able to handle it easier. Those that don’t follow those “Commandments” will have more issues, diseases, issues with drugs, police etc. as a group. AND THIS CAN BE PROVED THROUGH SCIENCE AND THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD!

Those that are Liberal don’t believe in the scientific method they just believe in GUILT. GUILT itself causes its own problems.

ENOUGH!